Jack off the Beanstalk

About

The Award Winning Happy Endings Pantomimes are back to give you an even happier ending at this adult pantomime!

Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you’ve ever dared to see!

Warning: this is not your childhood fairy tale, unless your bedtime stories came with a parental advisory!

In this fabulously filthy twist, Dame Trott’s farm is in shambles. Desperate to rescue the farm, our hero Jack heads to the cattle market to save the day but is milked by the fiendish Fleshlight into handing over their beloved cow Daisy for a handful of “magic beans”…

Will Flicking their Magic Beans save the day?
Will we have to get our chopper out?
Will Daisy get milked?
Exactly how big is this Beanstalk?

Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with, expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.

Leave the little ones at home, and help us…Jack off the Beanstalk…it’s big one!

Running time approx 2hrs 5 mins

Age Guidance: 16 years +

Production Warnings: Haze, Theatrical lighting, adult themes and language.

Book Tickets

Guide Prices

Tickets from £24

Facilities

Attraction Facilities

Groups Accepted

Catering

Cafe - Hot beverages only
Full liquor licence
Refreshments Available

Children & Infants

Babes in Arms - Available for family shows (see Terms & Conditions)
Family Friendly, Children Welcome - For age-appropriate shows. Booster seats available

Establishment Features

All weather attraction
Cloakroom
Club house
Conference facilities
Event Venue
Groups welcome
Guided tours - Thursdays & Saturdays at noon – subject to availability
Guided tours by arrangement - Private group tours can be arranged
Licensed for alcohol
Live Music
Meeting rooms
No Pets
Open all year round
Open Christmas
Open New Year
Open on bank holidays
Prior Booking Recommended
Stag and hen parties welcome
Team / Corporate Activities
Toilets

Parking & Transport

Coach parking - Town centre public coach park a short walk away (5-8 mins)
Green Transport - Green Line from London. Buses and coaches from Slough, Staines, Heathrow and Bracknell. Bus stop immediately opposite theatre. Windsor & Eton Central Station (5 mins walk) for Trains to Paddington & Reading via Slough including the Elizabeth line. Windsor & Riverside Station (3 min walk) for direct train to London Waterloo via Staines, Richmond and Clapham Junction
Off Site Parking Close By - Selection of council owned and privately managed car parks available within a short walk from the theatre
Railway station within 5 miles
Railway station within walking distance

Payment Methods

Approx length of visit - 2.5 hrs
Booking essential
Can be packages by 3rd parties
Delta accepted
Groups Accepted
Maestro Accepted
MasterCard accepted
Max group size - 631 (full capacity of auditorium)
Min group size - 1 (children under 16 years must be accompanied by an adult: 18 years plus)
Special group rates - Dependant on production: contact box office (01753 853888) for details
Visa accepted

Provider Preferences

In town/city centre
Indoor Attraction
No Smoking Attraction

Room / Unit Features

Air conditioning some rooms - Air Con in stalls bar

Specialist Features

Educational Groups
Family Fun
Marketed Towards Children - Dependent on Show
Marketed Towards Families - Dependent on Show
Marketed Towards Senior Citizens - Dependent on Show
Marketed towards student/youth - Dependent on Show

Tours and Demonstrations

Educational Visits Accepted
Guided Tours Available for Groups
Guided Tours Available for Individuals

Travel & Trade

Group discounts available
Min group size numeric qualifier - Usually 10 people plus: dependant on production: contact box office (01753 853888) for details
Wi-fi available